I Got this Funny Quotes via Forward mail. But it is basically 100% true , even though described in as a funny way.
See:
1. Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine Women can deliver a baby in One month
2. Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby.
3. Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single Woman can deliver nine babies in one month
4. Client is the one who doesn’t know why he wants a baby
5. Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available
6. Resource Optimization Team thinks they don’t Need a man or woman; They’ll produce a child with zero resources
7. Documentation Team thinks they don’t care whether the child is delivered, they’ll just document 9 months.
8. Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to produce a baby and lastly……
9. Tester is a person who always tells his wife that this is not the Right baby